Punk Music EP
- Punk music
(The Buzzcocks?) Buzz on my cock
(The New York Dolls?) Suck my balls
(Sex Pistols?) Have sex with my pistol
(The Clash?) Kiss my ass
(The Stooges?) That's where my splooge is
(The Exploited?) I'm disappointed
(Social D?) The should suck my "D"
(The UK Subs?) I bring my radio into the tub
I like people who can get my band name right (I like people who can get my band name right)
And punk rock makes me feel alright (and punk rock makes me feel alright)
I like people who can get my band name right (I like people who can get my band name right)
I wish I were going to a punk rock show tonight
But I can't 'cause of COVID
No more shows 'cause the government
Get my name right
2. diy doctor (punk rock doc)
I tried to go to the doctor, but I can't afford to pay
He said I ain't got no healthcare and he turned me away
I've got to be a DIY doctor myself to fix my health
My body's broken from stage dives
I've got a punk rock mystery
What's this lump inside of me?
I got online for the answers and what did I find?
Dr. Webb says it's cancer and I'm running out of time
I've got to be a DIY doctor myself to fix my health
My body's broken from stage dives
And I don't wanna die
I've got a punk rock mystery
Why's my lip all blistery?
3. season of punk rock
When the opening chords were struck and the room cleared out
I saw her headed for the exit with a cigarette in her mouth
So I asked the bartender, "Do you know her name?"
The seasons change, but punk rock remains the same
Summer punk girl make me crazy
When she's skanking in the pit
After that band finished I yelled, "It's safe to come back in!"
Then her eyes met mine and she saw my punk rock grin
Then we posed for a selfie, but I wasn't in the frame
The seasons change, but punk rock remains the same
Summer punk girl make me crazy
When she's skanking in the pit
Winter punk girl keep me cozy
With the punk rock mittens that you knit
4. insurrection imperfection
(If I can get my hands on Uncle Sam, I swear, I'll tear him apart and rip out his fuckin' lungs)
(If Uncle Sam points his fuckin' finger at me one more time, I swear to god)
(How'd they get the wrong address? The President lives in the White House! How could you miss it, it's right there!)
A butchered insurrection
How'd they fail to kill the president?
They're lacking introspection
That's no way to stop a government
5. murder the government
originally by NOFX
I wanna see the Constitution burn
I wanna watch the White House overturn
I wanna witness some blue blood bleed red
I wanna see some politicians dead
I wanna be the president instead
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Murder the government, murder the government
Murder the government and then (do it again, yeah)
Murder the government, murder the government
[redacted] the president and then [redacted] their kids