Punk Music EP

(The Buzzcocks?) Buzz on my cock

(The New York Dolls?) Suck my balls

(Sex Pistols?) Have sex with my pistol

(The Clash?) Kiss my ass


(The Stooges?) That's where my splooge is

(The Exploited?) I'm disappointed

(Social D?) The should suck my "D"

(The UK Subs?) I bring my radio into the tub


I like people who can get my band name right (I like people who can get my band name right)

And punk rock makes me feel alright (and punk rock makes me feel alright)

I like people who can get my band name right (I like people who can get my band name right)

I wish I were going to a punk rock show tonight


But I can't 'cause of COVID

No more shows 'cause the government


Get my name right

2. diy doctor (punk rock doc)

I tried to go to the doctor, but I can't afford to pay

He said I ain't got no healthcare and he turned me away


I've got to be a DIY doctor myself to fix my health

My body's broken from stage dives


I've got a punk rock mystery

What's this lump inside of me?


I got online for the answers and what did I find?

Dr. Webb says it's cancer and I'm running out of time


I've got to be a DIY doctor myself to fix my health

My body's broken from stage dives

And I don't wanna die


I've got a punk rock mystery

Why's my lip all blistery?

3. season of punk rock

When the opening chords were struck and the room cleared out

I saw her headed for the exit with a cigarette in her mouth

So I asked the bartender, "Do you know her name?"

The seasons change, but punk rock remains the same


Summer punk girl make me crazy

When she's skanking in the pit


After that band finished I yelled, "It's safe to come back in!"

Then her eyes met mine and she saw my punk rock grin

Then we posed for a selfie, but I wasn't in the frame

The seasons change, but punk rock remains the same


Summer punk girl make me crazy

When she's skanking in the pit

Winter punk girl keep me cozy

With the punk rock mittens that you knit

4. insurrection imperfection

(If I can get my hands on Uncle Sam, I swear, I'll tear him apart and rip out his fuckin' lungs)

(If Uncle Sam points his fuckin' finger at me one more time, I swear to god)

(How'd they get the wrong address? The President lives in the White House! How could you miss it, it's right there!)


A butchered insurrection

How'd they fail to kill the president?

They're lacking introspection

That's no way to stop a government

5. murder the government

originally by NOFX


I wanna see the Constitution burn

I wanna watch the White House overturn

I wanna witness some blue blood bleed red


I wanna see some politicians dead

I wanna be the president instead

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Murder the government, murder the government

Murder the government and then (do it again, yeah)


Murder the government, murder the government

[redacted] the president and then [redacted] their kids