Issues
A global crisis without punk rock
Punk rock can save us all. President Bomber has a plan to bring punk rock to every boy and girl in this nation and soon, the whole world. In the US, it is estimated that each year, we lose 2.5 million people living without punk rock. Globally? That number balloons to 42 million. President Bomber will not stand for this and will expose the world to punk rock music and the punk rock lifestyle. We won't let you die.
punk rock priorities
Gone are the glory days of DIY ethics, fanzines, stagediving, circle pits, crowd killing, and skate punk ramps. But President Bomber is determined to make the world punk rock again. We can increase DIY businesses by eliminating the supply chain of big box stores. We can bring back fanzines by outlawing mainstream printed media. We can outlaw venue rules against mosh pits and head-walking. We will put a skate punk ramp on every street in every town...and well make the jocks and preps pay for it!
housing and homelessness
In the year 2023, many Americans live on the streets while dozens of homes sit vacant. Multiply that number and you have hundreds of unsurfed couches, thousands of square feet of floor space without sleeping bags. President Bomber is ready to immediately sign into law the bill HR-1982 that will provide a tax incentive for any registered punk house that allows fellow punks to crash on their floors and an even higher tax write-off for those who dedicate their sofas and loveseats to the bodies of punk rockers. Let that homeless crust punk and his dog on the corner into your home and we will make it worth it.
No More taxes
Tax is theft. Uncle Sam's fingers should remain unpointed and his hands belong only in his own pockets, not yours. President Bomber is prepared to fight to end all taxes. We will do this by abolishing the IRS. To our critics who ask how things will be paid for: we will put tip jars in the place of every town hall and open guitar cases at every bus stop and subway station.
Anarchy Rules
Let's face it: rules and regulations suck. We don't need a government. President Bomber vows to be the last president in US history by abolishing the office of commander in chief and by disbanding the Supreme Court and all of congress at both the federal and state level. Welcome to the punk rock nation.